An Incomplete List of Noteable People I’ve Delivered Pizzas To

softestfawn:

tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without further ado and in no particular order, here’s some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far:

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jjeanes:

Happy Birthday MsAether! I’m sorry this is so late! I though you might like this bee, I was thinkin’ about your tattoo!lock (so much honey combs). Hope this finds you well!
And thanks to all those who came out to the live stream and cheered me on!

oh my gosh, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!! uuughhh this is SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!
[SMOTHER]

jjeanes:

Happy Birthday MsAether! I’m sorry this is so late! I though you might like this bee, I was thinkin’ about your tattoo!lock (so much honey combs). 

Hope this finds you well!

And thanks to all those who came out to the live stream and cheered me on!

oh my gosh, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!! uuughhh this is SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!

[SMOTHER]

leonsbuddydave:

Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.

God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

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witchy-w0man:

tramampoline:

jean-ralphio-kirschtein:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

luckyjarry:

viweromfang:

if there’s any video that makes me feel better when i’m kind of bummed out

it’s this one

send help I can’t breathe

this is god’s way of telling us the laws of thermodynamics exist for a region (the effect is achieved by setting the game’s friction multiplier to a negative number)

again

always

forever

this video NEVER fails to make me smile within seconds

oh my god

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qinni:

“This is my design.”

Will Graham from Hannibal. Great show; plus I like my men in suits so there you go.

All done in watercolours | Daily Sketch | my dA

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pollums:

cathysphere:

thegestianpoet:

i cannOT BELIEVE EVERYONE WHO WORK.S… FOR THIS SHOW….

just dying

SEE HANNAH IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE THIS JOKE

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thescienceofjohnlock:

shadowambersayshi:

WE HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH SOMEHOW

Maybe I’ll try tagging it ‘martin freeman’
I going to keep re-blogging this till it catches on.

thescienceofjohnlock:

shadowambersayshi:

WE HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH SOMEHOW

Maybe I’ll try tagging it ‘martin freeman’

I going to keep re-blogging this till it catches on.

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khaoschilde:

smartaleckette:

babblingidiot:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Is the for real?

Yes. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of Canada.

Can I be Canadian now. Please?!?!

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tipsyprohibitionist:

michaelpalin:

????

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PUT DC ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY HELP

tipsyprohibitionist:

michaelpalin:

????

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD THEY PUT DC ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COUNTRY HELP

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