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26th June, 2014

seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”
"How many eggs do you want?""How many can I get?""I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..""I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."
And boy did he deliver.
The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”
I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)
Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)
The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).
Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.
seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”
"How many eggs do you want?""How many can I get?""I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..""I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."
And boy did he deliver.
The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”
I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)
Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)
The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).
Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.
seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”
"How many eggs do you want?""How many can I get?""I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..""I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."
And boy did he deliver.
The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”
I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)
Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)
The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).
Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.
seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”
"How many eggs do you want?""How many can I get?""I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8..""I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."
And boy did he deliver.
The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”
I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)
Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)
The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).
Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.

seananmcguire:

kingofbeartraps:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

omg I can’tstop laughing

"I would like a questionable number of eggs" is the sort of thing I say.

(via Katie M: Nerd of the North)

6th December, 2013

An Incomplete List of Noteable People I’ve Delivered Pizzas To

softestfawn:

tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without further ado and in no particular order, here’s some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far:

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(via VENTURE INSIDE)

18th November, 2013

jjeanes:

Happy Birthday MsAether! I’m sorry this is so late! I though you might like this bee, I was thinkin’ about your tattoo!lock (so much honey combs). Hope this finds you well!
And thanks to all those who came out to the live stream and cheered me on!

oh my gosh, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!! uuughhh this is SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!
[SMOTHER]

jjeanes:

Happy Birthday MsAether! I’m sorry this is so late! I though you might like this bee, I was thinkin’ about your tattoo!lock (so much honey combs). 

Hope this finds you well!

And thanks to all those who came out to the live stream and cheered me on!

oh my gosh, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!!! uuughhh this is SO GORGEOUS!!!!!!

[SMOTHER]

(via J. Jeanes Illustrated)

6th August, 2013

witchy-w0man:

tramampoline:

jean-ralphio-kirschtein:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

luckyjarry:

viweromfang:

if there’s any video that makes me feel better when i’m kind of bummed out

it’s this one

send help I can’t breathe

this is god’s way of telling us the laws of thermodynamics exist for a region (the effect is achieved by setting the game’s friction multiplier to a negative number)

again

always

forever

this video NEVER fails to make me smile within seconds

oh my god

(via We Are Groot)